Kingdom of Rok
Advisor Razr: "Great
Gagnorok, through your guidance we have had many victories on the
battlefield. I would not easily admit being afraid, but I do fear
some other nations on the continent. Not because they have strong
warriors; nobody can match our guys. No, I fear their cancerous
growth. Perhaps we ought to expand too. If you decide to expand, I
suggest we get some sustainable method of producing food. I know you
are not keen on using slaves, so perhaps we can use some spare women
to keep some pigs? It's not that hard. Pigs'll eat anything. Even
shit."
Advisor Rokan: "I
think that's a good idea. However, we also shouldn't waste good meat.
Whenever some weakling amongst us dies, we burn their corpses out of
respect. All I see is a terrible waste. If you can't fight, what
better purpose is there than to serve as food for those that do
fight?"
Advisor Bork: "I
have heard from a hermit priest that when you eat a weakling, you get
their weaknesses. And when you eat a strong person, you gain their
strengths. So, for example, if you want to be good at shouting, you
eat the tongue of someone that can shout. If you eat big balls, you
become extra potent. What I'm saying, is that we shouldn't eat just
everybody. Or every part. Only people that look like they were
powerful. And parts that seem to contain power. That makes sense,
doesn't it?"
Slevadovia
Advisor August: "Our
nice cities are littered with stray people. Vermin, if you ask me. I
don't want to see or smell those pathetic pests that are too lazy to
work. These people either bother customers by begging endlessly with
teethless mouths, or scare them away because of their general
repulsiveness. Can't you just make them go away? Get some soldiers to
throw them in a dungeon? I'd say out of sight, out of mind, but the
stench will remain for a while."
Advisor Hussime: "You
cannot do that. They did not choose to become homeless.
Possessionless. They were made so by society. We should give them
some means to get started again. An investment, to create a better
future for all."
Advisor Stojan: "I
like where this is going. We invest in these people, and if they do
not pay back the money they borrowed (plus some interest) within the
agreed timeframe, they have to give up their sole possession: their
life. Yes. I am talking about slavery. Think about it. It's a way to
get them off the streets, to get them to work, and to provide food,
all in one! I'll be the first to invest in these people!"
Austria
Minister Henricus: "Our
nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and
business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about
these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the
streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."
Minister Gregorius:
"These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some
purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I
will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.
Minister Innocentius:
"You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen
of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest,
any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response.
Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed
to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless.
Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture
them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and
after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their
unlucky lives."
Khemri
Advisor Marakugh: "I've
learned something that might be of interest to you. Some of our
citizens are disobeying the natural order. Brothers mate with
sisters. Parents mate with children. Inbreeding, that leads to
degeneration of the body and of the mind, I fear. We must do
something about it. Perhaps we can expand the wraith organization,
and have them secretly check what people are doing in their homes on
regular basis. If they disobey the law, we will throw them in the
dungeon. It's infringement of their privacy, yes. But what does it
matter if they do not know? Well, until they misbehave of course."
Advisor Mawet: "We
should prohibit sexual activities until the age of twelve. And make
the parents enforce it. If any girls below that age get pregnant we
will question her to reveal the identity of her sexual partner. And
we do not incarcerate them, but their parents. As those parents were
apparently too lazy or unfit to teach their offspring how to behave."
Advisor Zeeth-es: "Laws
that repress sexuality are against the natural order. Do you want to
create even more civil disorder, disobedience? I say let people fuck
whoever they please. Let them fuck elves, or even pigs. And if we do
get some degenerates we just dispose of them, right? Why throw fit
people in jail for feeling horny? It's our nature. We should not deny
who we are."
Zalfir
Advisor Aleras:
"Honorable lady and lord, I have found another way of reducing
the threat that is black metal. We can create cyprium coils in the
ground before city gates, hooked to amber-power mills. This will
create an invisible field within black metal becomes significantly
heavier, to the point where the enemy cannot fight properly with
their weapons.
However, I still think
reforging the armor and weapons is a better plant. These coils cannot
be carried across the battlefield, because they do not work without
the mills, and are pretty heavy themselves. This static solution is
also more expensive."
Junior alchemist
Frulir: "What if we modify the coils a bit to store the
amber-power in a ....? If we then release the energy, a great
destructive power will exit the top of the coil, and 'desires' to go
to the cyprium plate on the ground. Only it does not want to travel
through air, but rather through black metal. Any person carrying an
armor made of black metal will be roasted before they can enter our
towns. You don't even need guards! .. Oh, of course there is a
countdown before the coils can fire again. But I'm sure that nobody
will enter a gate that has just turned their friends to ash."
Advisor Aleras: "You
are not allowed to speak here! ... hmm. Well I suppose it is
possible. If we ... we could incorporate the mills and coils on siege
towers, we can move them around. We could use saudhs to pull them.
That way we can move our defence system to the hypothetical front
line."
Advisor Jawahir: "I would suggest not to go ahead with this, but you are planning on hiring out our soldiers. In that case we need to increase tax. Let each citizen of zalfir write one extra shortstory each week."
Equestria
Advisor Bulbe: "Your
ladyship, I bring alarming information. The loch Lomond contains a
strange danger, though not of the dragon kind. We have spotted
humanoids coming out of the lake at night. At day they hide in the
water, they are apparently able to breathe under water, and are
presumably harmless. But at night they come out. They have already
assaulted a number of our people, and there's even one case of
abduction and drowning. Horrible. I say we place a good number of
guards in the town near the lake to protect the people. Kill anything
that comes out of the lake and or tries to enter the town at night.
We cannot take any more chances."
Advisor Feyte: "That
will be a constant battle between equestrian and lake-monster. I
propose we send a specially trained team adept at holding their
breath, and find the under water nests or wherever these beasts
spawn, and exterminate them. That's the only way we will get some
rest around here."
Advisor Moath: "You
can't do that! Think about the environment, about nature. About the
magic of this place. If we are going to destroy these creatures then
the next thing is fish that bite, or itchy weeds. Or irritating
birds. We cannot turn the whole world into a perfectly ordered city.
Or we can, but I don't want it. It takes all the fun out of the
world. It makes everything so dull. And you cannot reverse this. You
cannot bring back species from extinction."
Unaddressed issue
from year 2:
Lienzo
Republic
Minister
Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age
really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the
potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in
food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things
are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump
some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford
great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese
and wine every day."
Minister
Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I
suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit.
Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people
buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."
Minister
Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came
here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go
against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the
general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave,
but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be
spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that
every vampire can get a proper meal every day."