Sunday 24 August 2014

YEAR 3

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Ter: "We have some problems at the black ore mine. Those men you assigned to work there have started a riot. And frankly, sir, I don't blame them. Who wants to destroy himself by working in that choke hole while you could be chopping off heads in the bright sunlight? I suggest we close the damned mine. Where do we need that rock for anyway?"

Advisor Rokan: "For metal axes and armor perhaps?"

Advisor Ter: "I know. Shut up, or I'll smash your head against the wall. No, I wasn't talking to you, Sir. I just want to say that your battle-lust is all the armor you need. And your two fists are your best weapons."

Advisor Rokan: "Except for the beautiful black metal plates and blades. You should not listen to that dimwit. But he's right in saying that we have a problem with our miners. What if we'd just keep some of our male enemies as slaves after a raid? Let them work in our mines. You'd have to pay the guards, I suppose. But that's better than paying the miners."

Advisor Bork: "No, male slaves always give problems. I've seen that before. Always trying to escape, always trying to sabotage. Just give our miners a decent pay. Ripe meat, brown ale, and fresh women is what comes to mind."


Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."


Slevadovia

Advisor Stojan: "My king, we need something to bind our people together. To form a strong nation. Especially with our neighbours the Roks. Therefore, I propose we choose a national religion. Recently, one particular religion has received a lot of positive attention. Disorganized groups of nords in the east have discovered an artefact, a book. It details the life of an ancestor of ours, called 'Valerian'. From what I've heard he was great at trading, because he knew how to get the favor of the goddess Fortuna. By living a certain way, as is detailed in the book, you can bend luck in amazing ways. For example, predict die throw results, and 'accidentally' receive extra money for a trade, and sometimes silver coins turn out to be made of gold."

Advisor Scochorl: "That book may be old. But the spirits of nature are older. And the spirits of nature are everywhere. We need to create a subsidized Druidic order, to restore the balance of the worlds. With every trade you gain some and you lose some. That is the law of nature. These druids could carve runes, provide stimulating mushroom potions, and erect nithing poles against the Roks."

Advisor August (whispers in your ear): "I have a better idea. We could pay some druids to work for us, and create omens showing that the spirits of nature and luck are on your side. And silence those that say otherwise. Show the people that your rule is divine. The fact that you are king is proof that you are blessed. I'm saying this because a separate religion might compete with your power. You don't want some man with a dress kicking you off your throne. And that wouldn't happen if you are both the king and the high priest."


Austria

Minister Fulco: "Hail Kaiser Alexander! We have received word from our southern cousins. A book has been discovered, detailing the life of a great warrior. He could defeat all because he knows the ways of Fortuna. This warlord Valerian is a direct ancestor to your eminence. It would be logical to immediately announce your divinity. Anyone that says otherwise should be hanged."

Minister Gregorius: "That's good and all, but ... hanging? That's a bit harsh. No, no. First we should teach people the ways of Fortuna. And educate them how the successes of Valerian eventually culminated in the founding of our great nation. And if they start revolting later we can just re-educate them, in the torturing chamber."

Minister Henricus: "This religion may be good for business. We could make (apparently) intricate geomantic devices that help please Fortuna. And sell these for ridiculous prices. I can see our national treasury filling up already."


Khemri

Advisor Tanatei: "Our dark and beautiful Khyrei has recently gone even darker. But not for the good. Apparently random killings pose real problems to our economy. We should get a proper national guard, stationed on various populous locations. And if the mere presence of those guards does not deter the murderers, the excessively violent public executions should."

Advisor Marakugh: "Guards are static, not very effective. We should instead build a team of highly-trained assassins. They will roam the streets disguise, and silence anyone that has committed a crime against your Ladyship. Everybody will fear our 'wraiths'.

Advisor Zeeth-es: "This is not a problem. Those victims were apparently defenceless weaklings. Good riddance."


Zalfir

Advisor Nehenen: "Our prismatic guard is great in theory, but they lack practical experience. What about creating fight-to-the-death arena battles? We'll pit the guards against criminals. And if we charge people for watching, we can pay the winners of these fights. To give them some motivation to participate."

Advisor Aleras:  "After many experimentations I have uncovered a more important problem. When an enemy hits the armor or weaponry with a sharp projectile or blade containing black metal, the glass item shatters into a thousand pieces. I expect that our soldiers don't like becoming human pin-cushions. My experiments have shown that the glass can be improved by adding the mineral Mintorium. If you just pay some people to get the stuff out of the ground, then I and my apprentices can make improved versions of our prismatic armor and weapons."

Advisor Jawahir: "Who cares about all of this? This warmongering. Our POTENTIAL enemies are still far away. If you want to pay someone to do things of national interest, I would say that our gardens and houses need some attention. Some beautification and unification. So that they become as wondrous as those of the fairytales we hear and read all the time. Oh and by unification I don't mean that everything has to look the same. Just that there's one common theme."


Equestria

Advisor Kvikke: "We need to bind our people closer together for the perpetuation of our nation. To achieve this, we should create an educational institution. A school, where every child learns about Equestrians history, and about the holy Friendship. About anything that glorifies the nation and unifies all Equestrians."

Advisor Tali: "I agree with Kvikke, but only if the parents pay. It's only fair to charge those with a lot of children more than those with few or none."

Advisor Moath: "Let our children play for goodness' sake. Let them find out things on their own."

18 comments:

  1. We will NOT have slaves. Slaves, are for the weak, WE, are strong.

    I will also not allow my men, to become nothing but rock hiters. My men will be warriors, ALL OF THEM.

    But my men also need the precious metals
    For weapons and armor. Not only that, we need rock to form our buildings.

    ....I have a solution..

    At the age of 14, my warriors in training, as apart of their training. Will begin to make their own weapons and armor. They will mine their ore themselves, they will melt, hammer, and form the metals themselves. They will make there own weapons, they will sharpen it, care for it, treat it truly as there own.

    This will become a right of passage, it will make our men stronger, more independent. Less like the pampered shits of the other nations that call themselves "warriors".

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  2. Slevadovia has decided that there is to be no national religion, as we lack a major religion in the first place.

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    1. Actions: Accept trade request from Lienzo (5 EP).
      Points: 15 to economy, 13 to warfare.

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  3. All things considered, setting up a proper educational system would be most beneficial to the future of our grand nation. Have our young know of the feats of our forefathers, like lonely Highriser Onkel, one of the first to build his own tower skywards with only his pick, his pipe and the stubborn Saudh-like attitude we have all learned to appreciate.

    Where the parents and caregivers are expected to teach their children our history now, a nationalised education programme would ensure no-one has to miss out on those lessons and tales a parent might forget. Also, this would free up time for the parents, allowing for a more productive society.

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    1. Zalfir would be delighted to help Equestria set up a system to help preserve the tales about their ancestors. We might even find out some common ancestry as Zephyras once roamed the sky, just like your pegasi do even to this day.

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    2. Eternal Twins! We thank you for your offer. We believe staffing our schools, at least partly, with Zalfirian teachers would make for a very effective institution. We will pay your people in stories, if they would then pass those on in front of a classroom.
      Do note that telling irrelevant stories during classtime would not be allowed. The parents will pay for their children to learn our ways, not listen to fairytales.

      Outside of the designated schoolperiods, your people are allowed to do anything that falls within regular laws.

      (This is a trade proposal. Teachers for stories)

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    3. Hm!
      It seems our messengers have been intercepted. May this message reach our workforce without further trouble.
      We shall spend 14 of our resources on economic growth, and the remaining 13 will go towards cultural development.

      As such, two of the lower spires will be reassigned to become schools. Those living in the lower spires will be offered the first living quarters in a new settlement, to be built just southwest of Cloudsdale.
      This new town will be known as Balloch, coasting Loch Lomond, the large lake that is said to be home to an aquatic dragon. Of course, surely there are no such things, so it should prove no threat. Let the people tell their tales of folklore. It will act to strengthen the cultural binding of our people, and I'm sure the Zalfirians will be able to enjoy such tales as well.

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  4. Zalfir
    Actions: We will build a city at I13 and train an army at J13. (No we do not plan to attack anyone, read the issue for more information).
    Issue: It is indeed true we have been blessed these last few years and only minor lawkeeping was required of the guard, but the lack of any real combat could become troublesome in the coming years. However we do not condone arena-battles, instead we will hire out a few companies of the Guard at a time as mercenaries. This way they can gain valuable combat experience, bring back tales from the regions they journey trough and show the customers their worth in battle. This latter part will also serve as a deterrent to potential attackers. ( Yes other players can hire our armies, prices and terms will be negotiated on hire).
    The lack of adequate armaments is concerning, as the glass should be hard enough to withstand such blows. Was it not you yourself, Aleras, that demonstrated this hardness to us when you showed us the armor for the Prismatic Guard? Find out what changed in the mean time, since black metal has been around for longer than this.
    Lastly we will not impose building restrictions on our people, but some coherence could be pragmatic. We could start a long-term project to recreate something like the Thousand Stars from the tales of the Lightbringer. Such a thing would provide both illumination to the people and allow our alchemists to create the hardened light we need more easily. See what you can come up with Advisor Jawahir.
    Spending: 14 points to Economy, 14 points to Military and 1 point to Culture.

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    1. Advisor Aleras: "When we assessed the safety of our armor a while ago, we did not consider black metal a threat. Most of the tribes at that time did not have access to that metal, because they did not know how to get their fires burning hot enough to smelt the ore. Neither did they have sophisticated ranged weaponry. When I learned that the savages from the Rok had access to black metal, I became worried, and started to do some experiments.

      I'm sorry if I have failed you. I will resign from my post if you have lost faith in me."

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    2. It takes a great elf to admit his mistakes and an even greater elf to admit the causes of that mistake. We do not seek your resignation for this. We merely want to make sure such an oversight does not happen again. The profits from hiring out the Guard should be enough to get you started on refurbishing their armaments. In the mean time we would like you to find out if there is a more efficiƫnt way to counter the effects of the black metal.

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  5. Kaiser Alexander

    We will combine the second minister and the third minister's plans, while also creating an official National bible for the religion to be sold by the state. It will be written to encourage support of the state and its aims.

    Points: 50% to military, 35% to Economy, 15% to culture (I don't know how many points we supposed to be getting)

    Want to colonize the next square to the right of capital with a city named Dresden

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    1. Go to the stats page (click stats tab),and you will see that you have 36 unassigned points. You can also see that the limit you can spend on any particular area is currently 10. That means that at the moment you can spend 30 points (10 in each area), and still have 6 unassigned points. Though of course you are allowed to spend less. You can also see at the row 'pop growth' that you will get 18 points next year (unless that amount is altered because of your actions this year).

      If you click on the tab 'turn composition' you will see that actions come first, then the issue, and then spending of points. At the moment of the action phase you only have 5 EP (as you can see on the stats page), and you need 10 EP to build a city.

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  6. Slevadovia has decided to cancel the establishment of the trade route with Lienzo for now and instead focus on building a city at L22 as we don't think it will be beneficial to us right now. We do plan to do it in the future, however.

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    1. Am I not allowed to build one in L22? If so, then yes, K22.

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    2. Only adjacent to another city or capital of yours (straight or diagonal).

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  7. Khemri:
    action, My workers will build me a city in J2
    Issue: As Advisor Marakugh sugested the wraiths will be trainned. They might come in handy for other purposes
    Spending: 10 to warfare 10 to economy and 10 to culture

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