YEAR 12

Sorry guys, I think I cannot continue to run this game. I'm very busy right now, and will remain quite busy for the coming weeks. I hate to disappoint, but other things have higher priority.

I thank you for your participation. It's been a pleasure.

YEAR11

Slevadovia

Junior Advisor Franka: "Sir, the woman alchemist has gone into hiding. I've heard rumours that some Zalfirians are trying to kill her, and apparently she heard the rumours too. Because of this problem, the body-altering work cannot continue. The alchemist is the only one who knows the details of the research. We should station more guards in the capital, and especially the government buildings. And we should also check all of the houses in the capital for anything suspicious. And set up a curfew, to limit activity at night. We must protect our people from those grass eating devils."

Advisor Hussime: "That boy is suffering from paranoia. I'm sure she's just lost her time in one of Huesimakor's fine shops. Even in these times we must uphold the advantage of being Slavadovian: to enjoy great freedom. Do you know how much income will be lost if businesses cannot continue their work at night, and if our capital's logistics is slowed down by extra regulations?"

Advisor Augustus: "That ugly woman is a traitor. She must have returned to Zalfir, spilling all your secrets and plans. Or perhaps she is still here, thwarting your schemes. The witch. Why have you ever trusted her? Perhaps you should put a bounty on her head. Let the street scum take care of her."

Zalfir

Advisor Aleras: "The Cyprium coils in one of my labs have started to behave strangely. Preliminary research shows that the effect is not limited to that lab, but that it's something bigger. I expect that the anomaly is caused by some celestial body. This could be an event that affects the entirety of Jotnjordh. All I ask you is to provide some resources, so that we can research this properly."

Junior Alchemyst Frulir: "You know, the way the coils currently behave make them awfully powerful. And our enemies do not have proper technology to counter raw amber-power. Let's put cyprium coils on the back of the spiders, instead of the prisms. It'll be much more effective. Let's disintegrate those slevvies. Rah! Zap! Zap! BOOM! ..... Haha. Fun stuff."

Advisor Avaron: "I say disassemble those coils. No coils, no anomaly. Let's get back to the real matters at hand. I say put some more pressure on our laborers. We need enough resources if we want to win this war."

Equestria

Advisor Glimnir: "Hail Tobion. Hail Dash. Your Ladyship was informed about some strange tunnels through our Fyridium mines, quite a while ago. We now have good reason to believe that those tunnels were made by worms, who also happened to have become scarce of late. Not that we minded of course. Blast them. Pain in the arse they were. Anyway, we know that those tunnels move from a point in the south, to multiple points in the north. So we presume that either the worms moved from the central point outward, or gathered at the central point. Personally I think this is of interest. If you provide some bags o' gold for the expenses of the herpetologists, we will solve this conundrum for you. And we will also make you some nice gloves."

Advisor Gudrun: "Who cares about the ABSENCE of bloodthirsty reptiles, when our beautiful nation is crumbling? We have lost most of our cities. Lovecrafts are behind bars. Show your people that you haven't surrendered us all to that awful Merisik. Arrest all people talking Slevadovian in the capital, or in Love. Use king Merisik as a bad example in our schools. Build some more statues dedicated to the holy Friendship. Do whatever it takes to make people feel good about being Equestrian."

Advisor Feyte: "Why do people care for a nation so much? Values must be defended, and values transcend nations. One value we treasure is love. Let us show that. Love the Slevadovians like you would the Equestrians."

Khemri

Anonymous advisor 1: "A small band of Khemrians in the south has captured a few of those flying horses. We could use these to supplement our army. Perhaps we can breed them to be more obedient. Just give me some claws and your permission to go ahead with the plan."

Anonymous advisor 2: "Do you know how large the Equestrian Kingdom is? Do you know what problems we will get ourselves into if we treat their citizens in such a way? We should capture that band of fiends and punish them. Show the Equestrians we are OK. Maybe we could even trade with them."

Anonymous advisor 3: "Let those fiends do what they want. But no breeding program. To do so would be unwise in these times. But I would not support the punishment of our fiends because some stupid ponies got hurt."

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Zirt: "I have just heard this. Two bashers named Kroddy and Nyrk have been assaulting other men for a while. Normally I would not bother you with this, but it is the nature of the assaults that make it truly despicable. They are <ahem> raping <ahem> other men. Blerghh, can someone give me some mead to wash my mouth? Anyway, these abominations must be destroyed. Order the attacks, I beg you. Men rape women, it shouldn't be any different."

Advisor Bork: "Those men are strong. The have proven themselves. I thought that was what Rok is all about?"

Advisor Firenz: "This is only the tip of the iceberg. All kinds of assaults and other crimes happen daily. We must create laws that protect the individual, and strong guards that enforce them."

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

NOTICE

Next year will commence a bit later than usual.

YEAR 10

Announcement: the Austrian nation has ceased to exist, since Equestria has captured Berlin.

Zalfir

Archaeologist Thalla: "Honorable twins, when constructing one of our many cities, construction workers have discovered artefacts of a lost civilization. The artwork shows that they were elves, but their culture was very different from ours. They were worshipping some kind of giant, and regularly sacrificed people in his name. We have found all kinds of tools and jewellery made of crimson glass, associated with the sacrificial ceremony. And most importantly, we have found hieroglyphic texts, waiting to be translated. We have good evidence that there's a lot more still beneath the ground. I suggest we unearth the rest, clean everything, translate and reconstruct the texts, and display everything in a nice museum. Our people will love the outlandish stories."

Advisor Avaron: "The stories might be interesting, but is it really a good idea to show people this? Before you know people like these stories a bit too much, and associate themselves with these brutes, for that they were. They might have resembled us, but were more like people of the Rok in spirit. At least prevent access to the texts, so that people cannot be inspired by those diabolical picture-words."

Advisor Jawahir: "Great as those things might be, decent archaeology does not come without a price. I suggest we ask the public what they think, and whether they are willing to pay for it."

Slevadovia

Senior Alchemist Thanwe stands before you, showing a very muscular, though irregularly shaped body through her green robes. Ugly tumours cover half of her face, and one growth has developed into a small, third eye. She speaks with a heavy accent: "I have led the science team to 'deal' with the ugly curse. And as you can see, it has been successful. We have started manipulating the curse in such a way that the growths are no longer completely random, but actually directed. I ask you now, invest in me, and you will get back your investments in ways you cannot imagine. I only need some gold and healthy volunteers."

Advisor Augustus: "Who is this hag? She might not look it, but she definitely sounds elvish. I say throw her out of the court for speaking in this court. Who has admitted her in the first place? Anyway, I want to address another severe problem. If the SIRO, disease, and addiction problems weren't enough, we have another plague on our hands. I have done some enquires over the last couple of years, and it seems that more and more men have become mentally disturbed. They admit they prefer other men over women. There are even reports of sexual activities between men. Need I continue? I hope not, because talking about it makes me sick. We are a free nation, but not so free I hope. We should not let our good values erode away. We need something to hold on to. Throw these poofters into a deep dungeon, before this mental illness can spread."

Advisor Hussime: "Illness? Plague? Curse? Why are we always so pessimistic? And who says it's contagious? Yes, I have seen these reports too. But I think people are just becoming more outspoken. Whatever they want in their personal lives, is their personal business. To me, this is not even an issue.

And the alchemist - her medical research looks a bit dangerous. But I agree as long as the volunteers really volunteered for the job. And they are getting paid, right?"

Equestria

Advisor Glimnir: "When will you give the order for the deportation of the Austrians? By law, everyone that is not part of a pegasus - dwarf union is not allowed to be a permanent resident of Equestria. We need to either remove the Austrians, or change the law."

Advisor Feyte: "I think our fine substitute leader is allowed to stretch our laws a bit, like the Dash did. That said, I do think we need to make many changes before Berlin can be a true part of our Kingdom. The Austrians must conform to our ways. They are far to focused on hunting and warfare. And pray to a myth. Those that do not conform can be deported anyway."

Advisor Broogr: "Have sympathy for these people. Their previous ruler was a warmonger who claimed to be divine. The nation was in a state of disorder since Kaiser Alexander took ill five years ago. The Austrians have enough problems as it is. Let them keep their heritage, and let them continue their hunting business. Perhaps we could even build a small monument to Fortuna in our capital, to show them that they are accepted."

Khemri

Anonymous advisor 1: "A small band of Khemrians in the south has captured a few of those flying horses. We could use these to supplement our army. Perhaps we can breed them to be more obedient. Just give me some claws and your permission to go ahead with the plan."

Anonymous advisor 2: "Do you know how large the Equestrian Kingdom is? Do you know what problems we will get ourselves into if we treat their citizens in such a way? We should capture that band of fiends and punish them. Show the Equestrians we are OK. Maybe we could even trade with them."

Anonymous advisor 3: "Let those fiends do what they want. But no breeding program. To do so would be unwise in these times. But I would not support the punishment of our fiends because some stupid ponies got hurt."

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Zirt: "I have just heard this. Two bashers named Kroddy and Nyrk have been assaulting other men for a while. Normally I would not bother you with this, but it is the nature of the assaults that make it truly despicable. They are <ahem> raping <ahem> other men. Blerghh, can someone give me some mead to wash my mouth? Anyway, these abominations must be destroyed. Order the attacks, I beg you. Men rape women, it shouldn't be any different."

Advisor Bork: "Those men are strong. The have proven themselves. I thought that was what Rok is all about?"

Advisor Firenz: "This is only the tip of the iceberg. All kinds of assaults and other crimes happen daily. We must create laws that protect the individual, and strong guards that enforce them."

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

YEAR 9

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Zirt: "I have just heard this. Two bashers named Kroddy and Nyrk have been assaulting other men for a while. Normally I would not bother you with this, but it is the nature of the assaults that make it truly despicable. They are <ahem> raping <ahem> other men. Blerghh, can someone give me some mead to wash my mouth? Anyway, these abominations must be destroyed. Order the attacks, I beg you. Men rape women, it shouldn't be any different."

Advisor Bork: "Those men are strong. They have proven themselves. I thought that was what Rok is all about?"

Advisor Firenz: "This is only the tip of the iceberg. All kinds of assaults and other crimes happen daily. We must create laws that protect the individual, and strong guards that enforce them."

Slevadovia

Advisor Stojan: "The cancer curse from the north has spread to our people. It causes all kinds of ugly deformations, though it isn't lethal. Mainly users of the euphoria inducing mushrooms are affected. We must lock down the capital. Protect the wealthy and influential. You will have to stop with the mushrooms for a while. Why don't you try the Corian Mead?"

Anonymous advisor, entirely wrapped in green cloth, and speaking with a strong accent: "We might harness this gift, after proper research. If we can steer the cancers, we might control the change, and become the designers of our own bodies. You only need to give me the funds, and I will do the magic. Just say the word."

Advisor Julio: "Use this curse as an opportunity to deal with your opponents, those SIRO folks for instance. People will think you removed those people to save others. And in a way, this is true."

Zalfir

Advisor Thepoath: "We have a problem of aesthetic nature. Various industries produce waste that is not taken care of. The workers in those industries have other things to do than dispose of waste, and upper-class citizens are not involved in industries at all. The solution is simple: create a government-funded team of environment cleaners, and we have this done in no time."

Advisor Jawahir: "We could, but I don't think it's fair to let people pay to clear the rubbish other people leave behind. Those workers have to do it themselves. Just station some guards near places that are collecting waste, and give those polluters a fine for their littering."

Advisor Nabendu "Nobody is to blame. And cleaning squads cost resources. We need to teach people that they shouldn't think about themselves all the time. Our nation, and the continent, would be a much better place if we did things for each other now and then, just out of the kindness of our hearts."

Equestria

Advisor Kvikke: "Slackers. Lazy bastards. Hippies. People do not get their food in time, causing malnutrition. Building materials do not arrive in time on their destinations. Payments are delayed. Everything is delayed. We must create overseers that poke the dreamers with a pointed stick every now and then. Or limit mushroom usage. Otherwise we *will* go down."

Advisor Moath: "Who is this thunderbug? You are in the nation of LOVE, don't you know? We only care about LOVE. We don't care about no work. We don't care about no houses. We don't care about no food. LOVE is every thing. Let the people do what they want."

Advisor Fruss: "I don't know who you are, but you are the problem, not the slackers. The slackers are the best people around. They know how to not do things properly. If you ever want something not done, call them. Anyway, I think we need to make funshrooms mandatory. It'll change those thunderbugs into butterflies, and everthing is LOVE again. Hey, I have an idea. Make funshrooms mandatory. That'll be good."

Advisor Moath: "Hey! You already said that before, just now. Again."

Advisor Fruss: "No I didn't say nothing. .... Hey I have an idea, what if everybody had to use funshrooms if they want to stay here... in Equescha I mean. Equesch treea. Equesch. ...  Schlopp. Schlopp. Schloppity Schlopp. Hehe. Where am I? Oh yeah. Hehe."

Khemri

Advisor Marakugh:"Milady, some of our wraiths have gone rogue. We don't know exactly who they are, and they might even be here in the palace. This is a security threat level critical. Any day now you might be the target of an assassination; we must act! I gather that the people are less than impressed by the result of the tournament of the silver sword. People think you are losing your grip. Perhaps you should show them what the true results were of that tournament, I'm sure people will regain your trust. And threaten to send them to Equestria or Zalfir, I'm sure they will back down with their violence against your Ladyship."

Anonymous advisor: "What results are you talking about? I know only of the deaths of a few wraiths, and the humiliation of another. You must show your people your strength. Let the wraiths catch some crooks, and then you can tease those nobodies a bit before you eat their testicles and ovaries, all in public. And provide the audiance with free black pudding and bloodwine while you are performing. Make it a good show, and your people will support you."

Anonymous advisor: "Who says it is your fault? Clearly others are to blame. Clearly the Equestrians had the unfair advantage of flight. And who says the Zalfirians did not poison the wax on Malekith's body to make him weaker? To slow him down? And perhaps Zalfir made a deal with Equestria to let Sunglow win. Clearly the Equestrians were informed beforehand of their staged loss, otherwise they would have brought proper weapons. And that a small group of wraiths died in Zalfir is just Elvish propaganda. They are on a very secret mission somewhere."

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

YEAR 8

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Razr: "Sir, the great warrior Groz has assembled a war party. He is rallying more men to join his cause. He wants to be independent of your rule ... and so do many others. People think you care more about yourself than about them. Foolish, of course. Still, I think it's good if you now show that you do care. Perhaps by building some homes for those without? Giving people rewards for doing jobs that benefit all? Or perhaps something else?"

Advisor Bork: "If they want to leave, they're allowed. But they must know that they cannot come back. Let's tell them that. Most of them will back down, and only the biggest troublemakers will leave. Good riddance."

Advisor Ter: "If you allow some people to leave, other people will follow. That's the nature of man. You should kill all those that dare to question your authority, your power. Kill them, and put their heads on poles for everybody to see. People will not follow the dead."

Slevadovia

Advisor Julio: "Sir, you know the mushrooms we imported from Equestria, they are being farmed and sold without authorization. I do not know whether that was your intention or not, but I do know that we lose money this way. We could build a few farms that the government will own, and sell these mushrooms for a ridiculous price. And punish all others that grow and sell these. Our people will become addicted to the government. A leader cannot ask for more."

Advisor Stojan: "Are you a true Slevadovian, Julio? In the Slevadovia I know the government would never meddle with trade. Business freedom is the foundation on which this nation is built. All trades should be unrestricted, including various fungi."

Advisor Hussime: "We should restrict the sale of this substance. No, ban it completely. Why? It is harmful to our people. It makes them weak. The people that use this mushroom are not motivated to do work, even after using any number of threats. When the effects wear off, they are motivated to do anything that provides them with the drug. Good, but when you do give them the drug - and you have to, otherwise they will revolt - they become as weak as newborns. We cannot allow weakness. Not in this time. Not in Slevadovia."

Zalfir

Advisor Aleras: "I'm sorry to tell you that Zalfir is troubled by another plague. This time it's a curse, one of boils, warts and tumors. The afflicted are weakened, and become repulsive creatures. Strangely enough, the disease is not very lethal. Preliminary research showed that an elixir containing lumnetite and fiend marrow may halt the disease. Unfortunately, it does not restore the person's appearance. Surgery might be helpful in some cases, but will leave scars, and is quite dangerous. Anyway, give me the signal, and I'll set up a mass production of this elixir, so that it can reach people as soon as possible. And perhaps you could tell people to stay home. To limit touching each other."

Advisor Maezdat: "This disfiguration curse is extremely troubling. Luckily it hasn't reached the capital yet. We can stop this if we restrict all access to the capital. And let prismatic guardsmen escort all afflicted ones to a place far away, outside Zalfir territory. And we should allow only the most necessary traffic on the streets, perhaps with a permit system. We must isolate this!"

Senior Alchemist Thanwe, completely covered with green cloth: "You can call it a curse. I call it a research opportunity. I have good reason to believe we might - after lots of experimentation - harness it to change the shape of the people on your command. You might want to grow extra arms, or horns, or an eye in your back. I think it can be done. Just send all those poor buggers to me. And a score of junior alchemists."

Equestria

Advisor Kvikke: "A nasty curse has come to Equestria. It gives pegasi and dwarves all kinds of bumps and warts. The ugly curse I call it. We should isolate all the uglies, and send them to some dark, desolated mine. Out of sight, out of mind. We must do it fast, or else you see these hideous creatures everywhere."

Advisor Moath: "I think the curse only targets those who had it coming. My neighbour Elisia humiliated me the other day, and now she's covered in warts. A coincidence? I don't think so. It's a punishment. From mother earth! We don't have to do anything about it. In fact, we ought not."

Advisor Gretel: "No this is a blessing from mother earth. And I know. For I have seen what it can do. Marilou and Mulch from Helensburgh both had it, and were fused together by ulcerous tumors on the belly, and on the back, respectively. They became inseparable, literally! Accept it together with your friend, and become one!"

Khemri

Advisor Marakugh:"Milady, some of our wraiths have gone rogue. We don't know exactly who they are, and they might even be here in the palace. This is a security threat level critical. Any day now you might be the target of an assassination; we must act! I gather that the people are less than impressed by the result of the tournament of the silver sword. People think you are losing your grip. Perhaps you should show them what the true results were of that tournament, I'm sure you will regain the trust of your people. And threaten to send them to Equestria or Zalfir, I'm sure that will stop their  violence against your Ladyship."

Anonymous advisor: "What results are you talking about? I know only of the deaths of a few wraiths, and the humiliation of another. You must show your people your strength. Let the wraiths catch some crooks, and then you can tease those nobodies a bit before you eat their testicles and ovaries, all in public. And provide the audience with free black pudding and bloodwine while you are performing. Make it a good show, and your people will support you."

Anonymous advisor: "Who says it is your fault? Clearly others are to blame. Clearly the Equestrians had the unfair advantage of flight. And who says the Zalfirians did not poison the wax on Malekith's body to make him weaker? To slow him down? And perhaps Zalfir made a deal with Equestria to let Sunglow win. Clearly the Equestrians were informed beforehand of their staged loss, otherwise they would have brought proper weapons. And that a small group of wraiths died in Zalfir is just Elvish propaganda. They are on a very secret mission somewhere."

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

YEAR 7

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Ter: "Many of our warriors are taking each other's things, and fighting each other when they find out. This disorder is not beneficial for our nation. Better create some kind of guard that can take the difficult parties before you, and then you can decide who's right and who gets sent to the Ettin mountains."

Advisor Bork: "Nargh. Let them just fight each other. The one that wins is clearly the one that deserves the other's possessions."

Anonymous Priest: "We advise using lightning rods, so that our Lord can help you punish those that disobey law. The rod on each home will draw his divine power, and destroy the infidels."

Slevadovia

Priest Grzthgrk: "You have chosen visely, Merizik Rehorn. I vill azk you now to pay tribute to our ghod. Every moon you zhall zacrifize your veak, and rezeive Urzgtharh's favor."

Advisor Julio: "Making our weak people strong is good. But killing our weak people is not. They cannot help being weak, and neither can the person's they love. The gods should be punished for making people weak, not rewarded. Who is to say that Urz... what's his name - even gave us this blessing? Why would an Ettin god help us? I was probably Fortuna helping us out to combat the monsters."

Advisor Stojan: "By accepting the gift we have created a problem with maintaining order. I propose we let soldiers patrol the streets, and immediately deal with any trouble makers. We can deal with the ettin later."

Zalfir

(Only Equestria paid the entry fee for the tournament, so shall I determine who of you both will be the winner?)

Advisor Aleras: "A sudden wave of giant vitreous locusts has recently plagues our farms and cities. These creatures are eating ornamentals and food crops. If we do not strike back with an effective solution, people will starve. And we will be quite embarrassed when the Equestrians come for the tournament. Luckily, I have an effective solution. I have a 'medicine' that can cure all plants of all insect pests, without harming the plants or us (when we eat these plants). This will stop the current plague, and prevent future plagues. Additionally it will help against the nasty mosquitos and flies that bug me when I'm doing my research."

Advisor Nabendu: "That solution is appalling. The real problem is that the natural balance has been disturbed. It's a problem of all growing nations. The solution is to tame the natural enemies of the locusts, and use these to protect our flora. The natural enemies are the giant crystal spiders, which have become a bit scarce in this part of the world."

Advisor Cindal: "I have experimented in the past with all kinds of food, including these locusts. They might destroy our crops, but might not bring starvation unto our people ... if we would eat them. I have noticed that the locusts are easy prey in big swarms, and a lot of them even die on the lands because of their blind gluttony. If we grind these bugs to meal, and bake them, we might create very acceptable food for our people."

Equestria

Advisor Kvikke: "A lot of people are running around in their birthday suits in the warm months. Perhaps resulting from excessive use of love shrooms, or perhaps because they think everything is allowed in our nation. Do you want to see every wrinkly, unwashed underling? And how will our children react to that? Clothes are invented for a reason."

Advisor Snaeri: "For the sake of equality and for nature most pure, we should demand naturalism. Clothes are a restriction. Clothes suffocate. Clothes hide our true identities. We should get rid of all clothes. Love to you all!"

Advisor Feyte: "This is a personal matter. Not or business. If you don't like what you see, just look away. I don't get why this is a big deal."

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

Khemri

Advisor Chrimr: "Recently some middle-class Khemrians have died after the consumption of spoiled blood. We need laws to prohibit the sale of spoiled food, and allow the wraiths to enforce them."

Advisor Tanatei: "That's good and all, but we need to fix the real problem. We just do not have enough fresh blood to go around. What we need is blood farms. We can tie the elves or nords to the spot, and slowly drain the blood from them. If we don't drain them too fast, we can use them for quite some time."

Advisor Mawet: "In this world we have to consider other people's feelings. I don't want to sound too sentimental, but we cannot ignore that other nations are not going to like this. Let blood be an expensive commodity, fine. I'd rather have unhappy peasants than no peasants at all."

YEAR 6

Slevadovia

(I have placed the city you wanted on M22 on another square (L23), because at the beginning of your turn M22 was not adjacent to a city of yours.)

Advisor Hussime: "Two moons ago, on the west of the Pale-man's Cove, priests of Urzgtharh have performed some very dark rituals. I don't know the exact details, but it involved cannibalism. This ritual has brought some dark power to our nation. A curse has been placed on our people. First only a few were afflicted, but soon we realised the curse spreads to all who touch the accursed.

First the accursed becomes feverish, sickly. But after a week or so they regain their strength, nay, gain greater strength than they had before. The terrible drawback of this curse is the bloodthirstiness that courses through the afflicted's veins. A previously gentle person might suddenly be found to pick fights on the street. People that couldn't hurt a fly are now capable of murder.

We need to make sure that this curse cannot spread. Otherwise our fine Slevadovian people will be turned into Rok-like savages. We could set up some sanatoriums were ill people can suffer their illness in isolation. Whatever the affliction."

Advisor Augustus: "This evil must not only be isolated - it must be destroyed. Annihilated. If we truly want to get rid of this infernal darkness we must use the bright cleansing power of the naked flame. And burn them alive, because this curse only befalls those who are evil-inclined. I can't imagine that truly good people can become bloodthirsty. It must be something already present, slumbering perhaps, but already present and condemnable. Let the wicked burn!"

Advisor Julio: "Is this a curse, or a blessing? You can curb bloodthirstiness with laws, but you cannot increase our people's strength so easily. We are to become a great warrior nation. It would only be natural to accept this gift of strength. Perhaps we could even thank the powers that have brought us this gift, for they might grant us some more?"

Zalfir

Advisor Jawahir: "What do we value most? Imaginative stories, stunning architecture, exciting gameplay; all products of the mind. Some minds are not capable of producing anything valuable, though they serve to control the bodies that do valuable work. Food production, logistics, and so on. Still other minds are not capable of doing either of these things. These people are functionless. Without function they cannot repay the gifts they receive from society. They are a burden to all of us, they are parasites. Luckily we can spot the unwanted conditions - the retardation - even as the child is in the womb. With a special tea we can abort the pregnancy. Should the baby emerge alive even after treatment, because it was fairly mature already, we could choose to give it a large dose of Xilior juice to end its life fairly painlessly. Without this burden, our nation can reach even greater heights."

Advisor Nabendu: "All life is valuable to us, no matter how it appears. Some people are really good at doing things themselves, and others require assistance. It's just the way it is. Life should be more important to us than *products*. It is the one thing that distinguishes us - elves - from the other more lowly races. To regard life as a fantastic, divine phenomenon. It should not be divided into parts by the rational mind. Life is not about usefulness. Not about function. It's about curiosity, and love."

Advisor Aleras: "Life is not *that* important. We also kill certain plants for food, do we not? Think about seeds, they can be regarded as vegetable babies. What's important is minds. Our minds are everything. We must serve the minds of our fellow-elves. When an elf has literally lost her mind, perhaps through some construction accident, that life has lost its value. But when certain characteristics of the mind are altered, it does not become so clear. We could investigate how useful each measurable characteristic is, and translate this into a certain usefulness value for the person. And as characteristics are passed on to the progeny, this means that certain parents should not get children. Well, they might adopt children, or help with raising other people's children, but they shouldn't get babies of their own flesh and blood. We could enforce this in two different ways. We could either punish those that get children without permission, or we could prevent it by a harmless sterilization procedure. The most important, of course, will be to inform the people about how useful this is for society."

Equestria

Advisor Kvikke: "Certain Equestrians are becoming rather *liberal* with regards to their mating activities. We have tolerated more-than-amical behaviour between the parts of an equestrian pair - all for better bonding, right? But now we have dwarves and pegasi make love with cousins, or even brothers or sisters. This cannot be allowed, it is unnatural. It's a disruption of the divine order. A broken horseshoe, if you will."

Advisor Snaeri: "What are you complaining about? Our nation is great that it allows such freedom of love. If all participants consent, how can there be a problem? Who cares about social position, age, race, and so on? The only truly important thing is LOVE, and we should not restrict it."

Advisor Feyte: "I agree, love is really important. But we must also be rational about it. In some cases this behaviour might lead to the birth of inbreds. And it could also increase the spread of certain illnesses. To deal with these potential consequences, we should create sanatoriums with properly trained herbalists. We are lacking good medical facilities anyway."

Kingdom of Rok

Priest Zirt: "The time has come that you all bow down before the real master of Jotnjordh: DONAR! God of the roaring thunder! God of war! If you bow down now, Donar will grant you victory. Pleasing my Lord is easy: kill and destroy as much as you can. And he will protect you from death."

Advisor Bork: "I've seen no such God. And I know for a fact that thunder and lightning originate on the mountains to the north. It's the home of the Ettin god Urzgtharh. He accepts human sacrifices from fellow human eaters, and rewards them with great power. It makes more sense to worship him."

Advisor Ter: "Our master is Gagnorok! His roar is law! Everybody that thinks otherwise should be killed and eaten!"

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

Khemri

Advisor Chrimr: "Recently some middle-class Khemrians have died after the consumption of spoiled blood. We need laws to prohibit the sale of spoiled food, and allow the wraiths to enforce them."

Advisor Tanatei: "That's good and all, but we need to fix the real problem. We just do not have enough fresh blood to go around. What we need is blood farms. We can tie the elves or nords to the spot, and slowly drain the blood from them. If we don't drain them too fast, we can use them for quite some time."

Advisor Mawet: "In this world we have to consider other people's feelings. I don't want to sound too sentimental, but we cannot ignore that other nations are not going to like this. Let blood be an expensive commodity, fine. I'd rather have unhappy peasants than no peasants at all."

YEAR 5

Kingdom of Rok

Priest Zirt: "The time has come that you all bow down before the real master of Jotnjordh: DONAR! God of the roaring thunder! God of war! If you bow down now, Donar will grant you victory. Pleasing my Lord is easy: kill and destroy as much as you can. And he will protect you from death."

Advisor Bork: "I've seen no such God. And I know for a fact that thunder and lightning originate on the mountains to the north. It's the home of the Ettin god Urzgtharh. He accepts human sacrifices from fellow human eaters, and rewards them with great power. It makes more sense to worship him."

Advisor Ter: "Our master is Gagnorok! His roar is law! Everybody that thinks otherwise should be killed and eaten!"

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."

Slevadovia

Advisor Hussime: "I've heard many rumors about poor working conditions. These people dare not speak out themselves, because they are afraid of getting fired. I think we ought to set up some rules to protect our workers. Random checks and fines should enforce these rules."

Advisor Stojan: "The employers will not allow their workers to truly suffer, as this will hurt the working power of the staff. Additional restrictions will only lead to a reduced economic growth. That'll harm everybody."

Advisor August: "Indeed, it's not the poor, lazy workers that suffer here, it's the hard working gentility. Most gentlemen want to be exempted from the rule that prohibits unemployment. Wealth is a reward for hard work, but it's only useful if you have the spare time to spend it. What about giving people some sort of title when they reach a certain amount of wealth? And just allow those with the title to evade some rules that are clearly designed to keep the scum in line, not to punish the worthy?"

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

Khemri

Advisor Chrimr: "Recently some middle-class Khemrians have died after the consumption of spoiled blood. We need laws to prohibit the sale of spoiled food, and allow the wraiths to enforce them."

Advisor Tanatei: "That's good and all, but we need to fix the real problem. We just do not have enough fresh blood to go around. What we need is blood farms. We can tie the elves or nords to the spot, and slowly drain the blood from them. If we don't drain them too fast, we can use them for quite some time."

Advisor Mawet: "In this world we have to consider other people's feelings. I don't want to sound too sentimental, but we cannot ignore that other nations are not going to like this. Let blood be an expensive commodity, fine. I'd rather have unhappy peasants than no peasants at all."

Zalfir

Advisor Thepoath: "In our society reputation is very important. If you have a good name, your stories are worth more. Some people in our society acquire good stories from unknown people for a low price, essentially thriving without doing the hard work. Therefore we need some law that prohibits this practice: a copyright law. To enforce it, we need an agency that compares all stories from the same author, and checks for consistency. If any inconsistencies are detected, we take further steps like secretely monitoring his daily activities. Eventually perhaps punishing through temporary excommunication."

Advisor Jawahir: "I do not agree with these monitoring activities. Where's good faith gone? Can't we just trust the other people to do the right thing?"

Solorya of the broken eye: "Trust. I would like to trust everybody, but the fact is that some just cannot be trusted. Some people lie. Period.

Honorable twins, you remember that you asked me to watch the scientist and his apprentices? I have discovered that they are developing something that could be redesigned into some kind of lie-detector. We could use this technology as a standard measure to determine the authorship of stories. With your permission we could use it for other law enforcement and intelligence business too."

Equestria

Advisor Snaeri: "Some of the dwarves have discovered a subterranean mushroom with very special properties. When consumed, all negative feelings are gone. You just feel great, and see flowers and rainbows everywhere. I propose we get some of our dwarves to grow these in farms, so that everybody can access these magical fungi. Think of all the happiness it can bring to our nation!"

Advisor Mentha: "I don't agree. Negative feelings have a function. They prohibit certain dangerous or unwanted behaviour. Otherwise we have Equestrians jumping in fires, push each other off mountains, all with a smile on their faces. I suggest we destroy all of these mushrooms, so that nobody can touch this mind poison."

Advior Feyte: "Let's not do anything rash just yet. Let's collect and store those we can find, and perhaps we can use them in the future. If we ever go into war we might want to give it to our soldiers, to increase their morale."

YEAR 4

Kingdom of Rok

Advisor Razr: "Great Gagnorok, through your guidance we have had many victories on the battlefield. I would not easily admit being afraid, but I do fear some other nations on the continent. Not because they have strong warriors; nobody can match our guys. No, I fear their cancerous growth. Perhaps we ought to expand too. If you decide to expand, I suggest we get some sustainable method of producing food. I know you are not keen on using slaves, so perhaps we can use some spare women to keep some pigs? It's not that hard. Pigs'll eat anything. Even shit."

Advisor Rokan: "I think that's a good idea. However, we also shouldn't waste good meat. Whenever some weakling amongst us dies, we burn their corpses out of respect. All I see is a terrible waste. If you can't fight, what better purpose is there than to serve as food for those that do fight?"

Advisor Bork: "I have heard from a hermit priest that when you eat a weakling, you get their weaknesses. And when you eat a strong person, you gain their strengths. So, for example, if you want to be good at shouting, you eat the tongue of someone that can shout. If you eat big balls, you become extra potent. What I'm saying, is that we shouldn't eat just everybody. Or every part. Only people that look like they were powerful. And parts that seem to contain power. That makes sense, doesn't it?"

Slevadovia

Advisor August: "Our nice cities are littered with stray people. Vermin, if you ask me. I don't want to see or smell those pathetic pests that are too lazy to work. These people either bother customers by begging endlessly with teethless mouths, or scare them away because of their general repulsiveness. Can't you just make them go away? Get some soldiers to throw them in a dungeon? I'd say out of sight, out of mind, but the stench will remain for a while."

Advisor Hussime: "You cannot do that. They did not choose to become homeless. Possessionless. They were made so by society. We should give them some means to get started again. An investment, to create a better future for all."

Advisor Stojan: "I like where this is going. We invest in these people, and if they do not pay back the money they borrowed (plus some interest) within the agreed timeframe, they have to give up their sole possession: their life. Yes. I am talking about slavery. Think about it. It's a way to get them off the streets, to get them to work, and to provide food, all in one! I'll be the first to invest in these people!"

Austria

Minister Henricus: "Our nice city of Berlin is troubled by thieves. People are afraid, and business is bad. You just cannot step outside without thinking about these unlucky low-lives. Perhaps you can let soldiers patrol the streets. Authorised to use lethal force. That'll keep them in check."

Minister Gregorius: "These persons should not be killed. For Fortuna might have some purpose for them still. Bring them to the Abbey, my colleagues and I will turn them into exemplars, priests of the lot.

Minister Innocentius: "You are the upholder of our laws. Any crime against a citizen of Austria, is a crime against you. And as you are the high priest, any crime equals heresy. Execution is not the appropriate response. Not immediately anyway. They know damn well that they are not allowed to steal or to kill. And yet they act in a wicked manner nonetheless. Our goddess demands sacrifices. Demands pay back. We shall torture them using geomantic devices to choose the appropriate tool, and after each session choose whether to continue, or to end their unlucky lives."

Khemri

Advisor Marakugh: "I've learned something that might be of interest to you. Some of our citizens are disobeying the natural order. Brothers mate with sisters. Parents mate with children. Inbreeding, that leads to degeneration of the body and of the mind, I fear. We must do something about it. Perhaps we can expand the wraith organization, and have them secretly check what people are doing in their homes on regular basis. If they disobey the law, we will throw them in the dungeon. It's infringement of their privacy, yes. But what does it matter if they do not know? Well, until they misbehave of course."

Advisor Mawet: "We should prohibit sexual activities until the age of twelve. And make the parents enforce it. If any girls below that age get pregnant we will question her to reveal the identity of her sexual partner. And we do not incarcerate them, but their parents. As those parents were apparently too lazy or unfit to teach their offspring how to behave."

Advisor Zeeth-es: "Laws that repress sexuality are against the natural order. Do you want to create even more civil disorder, disobedience? I say let people fuck whoever they please. Let them fuck elves, or even pigs. And if we do get some degenerates we just dispose of them, right? Why throw fit people in jail for feeling horny? It's our nature. We should not deny who we are."

Zalfir

Advisor Aleras: "Honorable lady and lord, I have found another way of reducing the threat that is black metal. We can create cyprium coils in the ground before city gates, hooked to amber-power mills. This will create an invisible field within black metal becomes significantly heavier, to the point where the enemy cannot fight properly with their weapons.

However, I still think reforging the armor and weapons is a better plant. These coils cannot be carried across the battlefield, because they do not work without the mills, and are pretty heavy themselves. This static solution is also more expensive."

Junior alchemist Frulir: "What if we modify the coils a bit to store the amber-power in a ....? If we then release the energy, a great destructive power will exit the top of the coil, and 'desires' to go to the cyprium plate on the ground. Only it does not want to travel through air, but rather through black metal. Any person carrying an armor made of black metal will be roasted before they can enter our towns. You don't even need guards! .. Oh, of course there is a countdown before the coils can fire again. But I'm sure that nobody will enter a gate that has just turned their friends to ash."

Advisor Aleras: "You are not allowed to speak here! ... hmm. Well I suppose it is possible. If we ... we could incorporate the mills and coils on siege towers, we can move them around. We could use saudhs to pull them. That way we can move our defence system to the hypothetical front line."

Advisor Jawahir: "I would suggest not to go ahead with this, but you are planning on hiring out our soldiers. In that case we need to increase tax. Let each citizen of zalfir write one extra shortstory each week."

Equestria

Advisor Bulbe: "Your ladyship, I bring alarming information. The loch Lomond contains a strange danger, though not of the dragon kind. We have spotted humanoids coming out of the lake at night. At day they hide in the water, they are apparently able to breathe under water, and are presumably harmless. But at night they come out. They have already assaulted a number of our people, and there's even one case of abduction and drowning. Horrible. I say we place a good number of guards in the town near the lake to protect the people. Kill anything that comes out of the lake and or tries to enter the town at night. We cannot take any more chances."

Advisor Feyte: "That will be a constant battle between equestrian and lake-monster. I propose we send a specially trained team adept at holding their breath, and find the under water nests or wherever these beasts spawn, and exterminate them. That's the only way we will get some rest around here."

Advisor Moath: "You can't do that! Think about the environment, about nature. About the magic of this place. If we are going to destroy these creatures then the next thing is fish that bite, or itchy weeds. Or irritating birds. We cannot turn the whole world into a perfectly ordered city. Or we can, but I don't want it. It takes all the fun out of the world. It makes everything so dull. And you cannot reverse this. You cannot bring back species from extinction."

Unaddressed issue from year 2:

Lienzo Republic

Minister Cayu: "The festival we had on the first year of the second age really showed how great Lienzo's cuisine truly is. How great the potential is, I should say. Most people do not have much choice in food, it's mostly black pudding and lard-covered bread. Other things are only consumed as exceptional treat. Therefore I propose we pump some money into local restaurants, so that poor people can afford great food too. Everybody should be able to have fine steak, cheese and wine every day."

Minister Hierro: "You realize we have spent a lot on health recently? I suggest we use this ongoing food-craze to fill our coffers a bit. Let's increase the tax on prize-winning food. It's only rich people buying it anyway, they'll still be able to afford it."

Minister Senagh: "I remember how it was before all these foreigners came here. All was better. I know we cannot evict them, that would go against our fundamental principles. But what if we increased the general tax for non-vampires? That way you don't force them to leave, but do give a push in the right direction. And the extra money can be spent on local restaurants, just as minister Cayu explained. So that every vampire can get a proper meal every day."